Smiley Starfish demonstration business Fictional plumber. Real workflow.

Local plumbing & heating • Melksham & nearby

Leaks. Heat. Odd noises.
We sort the wet and warm bits.

Boiler servicing, plumbing repairs, heating help and those awkward little dribbles you have been pretending not to notice.

Clear pricingFriendly local serviceNo mysterious sucking of teeth

Commonly summoned for

  • Boilers behaving badlyCold showers are character-building, but unnecessary.
  • Awkward dribblesTaps, pipes and suspicious damp patches.
  • Radiators sulkingWarm at the top, cold at the bottom, generally uncooperative.
  • Outside taps refusing to outside-tapTechnical terminology may vary.

What we fix

Plumbing and heating, without the faff.

Most jobs are not complicated to explain. Something is leaking, cold, noisy, blocked, loose or doing a thing it definitely did not do yesterday.

01

Boiler servicing

Routine servicing to keep the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff pleasantly elsewhere.

02

Leaks & awkward dribbles

From a tap that will not stop to a pipe that has chosen violence.

03

Outside taps

New taps, replacements and repairs for hoses, paddling pools and ambitious gardening.

04

Radiators & heating

Cold spots, strange noises and rooms that insist on being February.

05

Boiler & heating faults

Including the prevention of excessive gas build-up and other things best not left to chance.

06

General plumbing repairs

The ordinary stuff too. Toilets, valves, pipes, fittings and things that have come off in your hand.

How it works

Tell us what is misbehaving. We keep the rest simple.

No long forms, no guessing which department you need and no entering the same information three times.

1

Pick the problem

Boiler service, leak, outside tap, heating issue or something gloriously vague.

2

Choose when suits

Give us the useful details once and choose from the available times.

3

We get on with it

The job, quote and invoice all follow the same information instead of starting again each time.

Got a leak? A cold radiator? A suspicious gurgle?

Tell us what has gone wonky.

Start with the problem, add the useful details and choose a time. The same information then carries through the job without starting again.