Smiley Starfish demonstration business • Fictional event company. Real commercial workflow.

Catering • event hire • good days outdoors

Events done deliciously.

Food people actually want to eat. Marquees, bars and the useful bits. Build the lot in one place and see what it costs.

Build your event See what we do
Mixed menusEverybody gets properly fed Clear pricingSee the shape of the cost One event planFood, hire and date together
Good food.Great people.Happy days.

Food for the whole table

Pig roast. Peppers. Falafel. Everybody gets fed.

Mixed groups are normal. Build the food around the people who are actually coming — without shunting anybody off into a sad little “special option”.

Approx. 50 servings per pig

Whole hog roast

Big, generous and made for a crowd.

Roast pork, crackling and proper outdoor-event theatre. It can carry the table or sit beside a substantial plant-based menu.

£475per pig · approx. 50 servings
Vegetarian / vegan-friendly

Stuffed peppers + falafel feast

Colourful food in its own right.

Stuffed peppers, falafel and generous sides designed to sit confidently beside the hog roast or carry the whole event themselves.

£14per portion · minimum 20 when selected
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Hire the useful bits

Shelter, somewhere to sit, somewhere to drink.

Add only what the event needs. Each item stays separate, so the customer sees the price and the business sees what has to turn up.

Marquees

Room for the weather to misbehave.

Three demo sizes from compact cover to a proper crowd space.

From £295
Bar hire

Somewhere sensible for the drinks.

Dry pop-up bar or a staffed setup.

From £250
Tables + chairs

Sit down. Stay awhile.

Simple per-head pricing tied directly to the guest count.

£8 per guest
Festoon lighting

Everything looks better under warm bulbs.

One simple lighting package for the demonstrator.

£120

The useful bit

Build the event.
See the shape of it.

Choose the date, guest count, food and hire. The estimate updates as you go, food capacity stays visible and the real workload timeline shows where the date sits.

1Date + guests2Food3Hire4Price + request
Open Build Your EventSee the timeline
Example event80 guests · 14 June 2027
DEMO
1 × Whole hog roast£475
30 × Peppers + falafel£420
4×8m marquee£495
Staffed bar£450
Tables + chairs£640
Festoon lighting£120
Food capacity80 / 80 guestsNicely covered
Indicative total£2,600

Availability is confirmed before anything becomes a real booking.

What the business gets

Not just “Hi, can I have a quote?”

The customer’s choices arrive as structured event information: date, guests, food capacity, hire items, location and a useful estimate.

Useful information in. Useful preparation out.

Event recordWedding · 14 Jun 2027
Provisional
80 guestsSN12£2,600 est.
  • Whole hog roast× 1
  • Plant-based feast× 30
  • 4×8m marquee× 1
  • Staffed bar× 1
  • Tables + chairs× 80
  • Festoon lighting× 1
Food capacity80 / 80 ✓

Less stress. More sunshine.

Start with the date.
Build from there.

The working builder keeps the date, guest count, food, hire and estimate together before anything is treated as a confirmed booking.

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Stuffed Like a Pig — Event Hire & Services is a fictional Smiley Starfish demonstrator. The prices, pigs and bookings are demo data. No actual hog roast will arrive.